BRAINFOOD

 We have an assignment in Learning for Life and Work (LLW), we had to make a product and pitch it. The teacher insists it's like Dragon's Den. Anyway, our group couldn't think of anything, so we're stuck with the example product the teacher made. Yay? It's called BrainFood. Its fish oil tablets that taste like sweets. Yum. Not. As 'Creative Designer', I made the label. Here it is, I'm really proud of it! And I drew it myself, that's why it looks so crappy. The backsides better, I made it on Microsoft word, so it's more proffessional.

So tell me what you think of the product, but, more importantly, the label!

Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are

This is going to be a short entry. I'm watching the music video for this song as i type. Obviously, its about a girl who's a bit self conscious. But who in their right mind would have the girl wear that? WHAT self conscious girl would wear those tiny shorts if she was self conscious? Just wanted to comment of that!

Is This Guy Phycic Or WHAT?

 I was watching some good old Mike Mozart with JeepersMedia on Youtube. I've enjoyed alot of his work; so I decided to watch his videos right from the start - and I came across a really good one. You see, he really does tell the future! If you've seen all four Shrek movies; you'll know what I'm getting at. If you watch the first and fourth in comparison you'll go; 'yeah. The first was better'. Because once a show gets to the third remake, it just tends to go downhill from there!
  In the video, he has not yet seen the third movie, but knows from the 'Shrek Triplet' activity going on in WAL-MART at the time, that Shrek has kids. And he's completely correct in saying Shrek shouldn't have kids! Well, it's true. But then, after falling in love at the end of the first movie, he's already losing his ogre-y touch! And I hate to say it - because EVERYONE loves the second movie - but if you think about it, he's just getting worse durind the second movie. It goes from ogre to sappy to marraige to sappy to kids to sappy to (the worst of all) the fourth movie. And this guy Mike Mozart, already knows it'll happen before the third movie even comes out! So, just click on the link below to see his video and also comment because I'll be interested to see others views on the Shrek franchise so far. Does everyone think it went on just a bit too long? Or he would've lasted longer without kids?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqrW-eXh6AM

 Before I go I just have a question for you all. The word effect - it definitly starts with an 'e', right? Our geography teacher has an interactive whiteboard, so Microsoft Word can be projected in front of the entire class whilst she types. Anyway. She spells effects 'affects' because that's how most would pronounce it. Is it definitely spelt effects, because wouldn't Microsoft word have a little red squiggle underneath to highlight it; if it was a mistake? Just saying.

Baptism

 I was at a baptism the other day. I could only feel sadness for those kids. Without even realising it, they are now minions of Jesus the Overlord .I mean, the Lord Our God. Yeah. I don't wish to be rude, at all. I'M baptised. I just don't think it's fair to do it to kids with little/no intelligence. What if when they grow up, the last thing they want to be is Catholic, but the fact that they were baptised means they are forever attached to that religion. I only think their parents are a tad selfish. Not like a 'I own this kid, I'll do what I want with it' way, but more like a...well. Yes. A 'I own this kid I'll do what I want with it' way. I don't think they're bad people - but nowadays, does EVERYONE listen to their mother-in-laws? EVEYONE knows it's the mother-in-laws who make their kids and their kid's spouse baptise their grandchild. It's a way of living. The mother in law always pushes the envelope. I think I'll marry someone with a dead mother, or I'll just constantly be worried that my mother-in-law will ransack my child, and BAPTISE IT! If that were to happen, I'd go into every church and get it baptised in every religion. Or whatever the baptising is in Hinduism, Buddhism, Gnoticitsm, Islam, Judaism, etc. Can't wait to see the look on that ol' bag's face when I tell her what I just did. MWAHAHAHA!
 Anyway. I'd wait till my kids at the ripe old age of 13 to decide what religion (s)he wants. If any. And no imaginary-mother-in-law can tell me otherwise.

 It's weird. The older Christian women get, the more into God they become. I've noticed that with everyone. Mind you, I not THAT old. But what age is it where mothers are normal, to when they go 'You will marry a CHRISTIAN (wo)man, you WILL have your child baptised , the wedding WON'T be in Vegas.

Ugh.

Harriet The Spy: Blog Wars.

This was the biggest load of crap I've seen in my life.
It came out a while ago; and I never got round to watching it. I thought by the name, Disney had came up with something slightly more original - then I found out it was a book. So not quite original - but maybe a bit different to the load of crap they usually come up with. Though the cast - especially Melinda Shankhar (from How To Be 'Shitty') - didn't exactly make me hit the record button. Anyway. It was on today and I watched it.

Basically, it's 3/10, and is just an upped version of Read It And Weep. One of the WORST movies I ever laid eyes on. If you watch both of them, around the middle of Harriet the spy... you'll notice the plot get undoubtably similar to Read It And Weep. The only difference is there's a slightly better actress as the lead. Then it's just a corny load of crap that Disney ALWAYS pumps into their movies, tv shows, and magazines.

I don't feel like bothering to write about it anymore. Don't watch it. Disney's getting worse. I mean - look at the beginnings - Snow White, Pinnochio, the Lion King. And now - How To Be Indie, (their version of) The Prince and the Pauper, and Starstruck!- And the ACTORS - Selena Nosewhine*, Miley Ignoramus, etc.

If their are any intelligent people in the world, work on Disney. They NEED your help to put things on the show that we'll watch without needing it to be sugar coated and forced down our throats.

*Listen.

GUMMY WORM GAME!!

Ok, here's a game I made up and was playing with my sister yesterday. It's a great game if you have some sweets, and several little children that your babysitting/stuck with.

Game Set-Up:
1. Everyone selects their gummy worm, and gives it a name - like in horse races. ( I called mine Tony The Most Curvalicious and Bootylicious Worm In All Of BB World Which Is Great With Tarter Sauce.com)
2. Get a flat plain. Like a table or the floor - but not unless you cover it with something, you dont want your worms getting dirty!!
3. Mark out the finishing line with something. Preferably duct tape - so your worm can get across it easily.
4. Set your worms out, like in horse races, with players right behind their worms.

Game Rules:
 Everyone flicks their gummy worms to the finishing line. You have 3 flicks to get it across. Remember - it's not the furthest who wins, its the one who crosses first. You can't flick your worm, if it's still moving. Which isn't a hard rule to follow unless you have great reflexes. The winner can eat their worm and select a new one from the packet - but if you are dealing with very small kids, and one can't win, remember to give them a couple worms to make it fair. Also, if you want a challenge, bring out a couple obstacles. But dont set them all out in front of one person, cheater.

 If you have completed this game, comment on how it went, or if your looking for rules in special situations.
Bye!

Trying To Complete 101 TTDBYOAB

 So I bought this little book at the book fair in our school - 

 - and I'm just wondering is there anyone else trying to do the same thing? I'd love to hear feedback and ideas for completing them. I'm currently completing 5 of them. No. 5) Keep A Dream Diary. No. 16) Make A Swear Box. No 48) Watch These Films. No.49) Read These Books. No.51) Save Up All Your Pocket Money For A Month and Try to Spend It All At Once.

 In other news - Lady Gaga apoligised to vegetarians. Oh My God. We got an APOLOGY from LADY GAGA! Just what I always wanted. its like my birthday and christmas wrapped up into one! /:(. I didnt need an apology. She shouldnt have done it. She knew full well who'd she'd piss off. I never liked her to begin with.

 Also. I'll be doing a book review post in a while - so look out tomorrow!

Lady Gaga MEAT OUTFIT???

 

As an artist - I do love this creation. But as a vegetarian, I don't, for obvious reasons. And as someone who doesn't like Lady Gaga, I really don't like it.

 You see, for Lady Gaga, this isn't one of her biggest outfits......

 ...but I believe the meat outfit is the most artistic. Whilst the above are just alot of massive frogs and bubble stuck randomly to give her a size 22 figure - the meat outfit has an almost pleasant look. Ignoring the fact that it's dripping with blood - it clings to her figure the way you'd want any dress to.

 But as a vegetarian, the big question is - why not use fake meat? It won't go off - it wont kill 100 different animals - and it won't enrage all the vegetarians and activists it the world. I admire her for wearing that - most likely KNOWING they'd hate her - but I'm disgusted that she'd go THAT far to be 'original'.

 What do you think of it all? Leave a comment!!

Barack With $50 billion?

 As you may have seen on BBC news, the American president Barack Obama is investing $50 bn. or £32 bn. on American 'roads, railways and airports as well as high-speed rail and the creation of an infrastructure bank.'.
KACHING! If I had that money, I'd invest it in the gulf of Mexico, or most of it. The rest of it might go into the US economy, but more likely, into selling out the fast food chains. Some of the Americans need to lose weight. Not all of them, but it is one of the largest nations in the world.

 What would you do with that money - or even, if you were president!!!! Comment and follow! See you nest time whatever it is I feel needs written down.

School's Back - Aye Carumba!!!

 I'm scared schools coming back. Teachers and popular people who think little of others - ouch. For little singled out nerds - it's a rough place. Here's some tips on how to survive;

1. Um,....................

Come to think of it, I've no idea. Nerds - keep thick books in your bags at all times in case of attack - which will happen. No idea how to help you other than that. As for teachers - don't be teachers pet. Be quiet and get good grades - and nothing will happen to you. You know - hopefully.

X Factor - Wish It Was Over?

  Looks like the X Factors back on for another year. Yay! Not.

 Has anybody besides me been pissed off at Simon Cowell for putting the auditions in a huge stadium, most likely just to make some extra cash? Even though he's one of the richest people in the UK? I never personally liked much of the X Factor (these average joes who've been told that they're good enough to get somewhere and then expect to get far, only to be dissapointed. You want proof? Just look at Leon Jackson. He gets to the top - and since I haven't heard his name mentioned in the entertainment industry - except a very factual Frankie Boyle joke - 'and X Factors winner, Leon Jackson is still selling records - at his Saturday job at HMV Paisley'.)

 But I loved the auditions. Listening to the even worse people sing tunelessly whilst the judges put on hilarious faces - yet the auditionees didn't seem to notice. Now - you can't even hear them because the very rude audience are chanting 'off, off, off, off'. Or they're laughing, or cheering, depending on the calibre of the singers. You can barely ever hear them. Well, mostly. Sometimes they're a bit mannerly.
 The judges piss me off too. Cheryl Cole, just fought off malaria, and Danni Minogue had a kid a while ago - who should be off on a break, and who is. Why is Danni Minogue even a judge? She's Kylie Minogue's sister - what else - um, eh................... running a blank. Why isn't Kylie a judge - she's a singer.
 And why is Louis Walsh a judge? He's a pretty good manager I suppose, but he has no music, or talent taste (If you saw Britain's Got Talent 2010). I don't mind him as a person, I just hate him on X Factor. If they're Irish - they're in. Eogiann Quigg, and Jedward were crappy. He is to blame for those big haired loonatics on our television sets. I say we start a mob of people who wish Jedward were back at home as normal people and not irritating alot of the nation, and we go after - not them, but Louis Walsh. That ....... bad word.

 Simon I hate least, but I'm tired of the 'oh, I'm the British mean judge, I enjoy saying no and being rude'. It's annoying.
And that is why I dislike X Factor. Comment and follow - even if you're a pissed of X Factor fan. Bye!

Where Have I Been?

 Sorry, for the wait since the last post. I have been in my summer home. It was good crack. My cousins, aunt, and grandmother came to visit. Everything was always getting better and better. We have canoes there, and it was fun to get on then rock the boat till we fell off. And we went fishing. I didn't enjoy it, but the others did.  Later, we brought home a chicken - random, I know but the guy we met, the owner of the house we were in, has loads of animals in his back garden, and he gave us a chicken! He said he'd take care of it when we weren't in the house. So now we have a chicken called Joan. Named after my grandmother. ): )  Then he gave us a quad to have for a couple days to ride on! Unfortrunately - I don't have a picture of my 69 year old grandmother on a quad bike. : ( . The next morning a cow escaped from the field beside us, and we got to chase it back in! After our cousins had left, he gave us another quad, smaller, so that we could drive it! It was really good fun, there was so much to do. But we're going to school tomorrow!!!! I don't have shoes or supplies or anything!!!

Ireland's Obsession with Other Irish!

 My aunt, grandmother and mother were together today, and they asked me to show them I AM FIGHTER and the Jon Joe Sat Nav advert on Youtube. They were laughing they're heads off. It got me thinking, what was it about these videos that made them laugh? Was it the fact that they were both Irish? Because I'm sure had it been and English bloke doing it, it wouldn't be as funny. Is it the fact that they're racist to everyone not Irish? Or just because they can relate? I think they found something they'd probably say as 'irish wit'. Do all reasonably - I ♥ being Irish - relatives of yours do this? Comment back!

If You Were a TV Producer?

 If you were a tv producer - what would you do with your new power?
 The easiest thing is rather than write a television programm - rip off a book.
 Or - you could write your own sitcom - if you are creative enough.
 What would  I do. Well, I would hire a scared teenage assistant to get my coffee, would be my first act as TV producer. Then I would do what disney does and take a 90s Nickelodeon sitcom and rip it off. Voila - a brand new show.
What would you do with this new found tv producing power? Move to LA? Have a big long table where there are about a dozen people sitting agreeing with whatever you say, and if they dont you press a Dr Evil button and send them into a pit of fire? Comment on what you think!

A Second Louis Spence???

 Dare you to google a one 'Andrew Barton'. He does the hair part in the UK 10 Years younger and is literally the long-lost brother of the one and only Louis Spence! They're both gay, mostly bald, big eyebrows, AND a weird lisp. He's not as crazy as Louis, or funny, but just look at the images - it is UNCANNY!

No Pupil Schools?

 On BBC news, one story literally reads - Two more primary schools in Wales are technically open despite having no pupils. There are two more  schools with no pupils? I didn't realise there were schools in Wales without any pupils. What do the teachers do? Teach empty classrooms?
 Reading on in the story - it says that 'Last week Education Minister Leighton Andrews said Carmarthenshire council's decision to keep Capel Iwan, near Newcastle Emlyn, open was "bonkers."' It is bonkers though. And what education minister says 'bonkers' in an interview?

I think this was the funniest report I've read in a long while. One other line that caught my attention was 'The council confirmed a budget of £110,000 had been allocated to the school, whose headteacher would be at work in September in case any pupils did turn up.' I loved that. 'Turn up'. It sounds like they're all away at other schools and then one pupil comes in one day just to say 'Hi. I;m Timmy. I left this school 2 months ago when my friends left it,  but now I just want to appear back on my own!'. Whats even funnier - is that they need £110,000 if any pupils turn up. Just imagine Timmy, getting amazing education cause that entire amount of money is solely left to him. Wow, I wish I could go to that school. Imagine the lunches.

First Proper Blog!!

Ok, so my Blog was completed earlier this morning, and I just posted some other unblogrelated things. This is a  proper - I'll tell you what I was doing today - bit.

I went out to the city centre today, we were mainly shopping for my mum, who is having her birthday in a couple days. It went ok - except nobody in the house had any money. So, we borrowed it from the two youngest in the house - the 5 and 8 year old both had 50 notes. I tried not to spend much of the 8 year old's money - but the 5 year old was fine to traid the money if we bought her a giant lollipop. :)

On our way home - our dear mother texted 'coming soon? will you buy milk and bread'. We had one question - where do you find milk and bread in the city centre. All around was the House Of Fraiser and the Waterfront Hall. Plus we were on the bus? We planned to stop at a shop down the road - then she called and said our aunt was coming up with them. WITH her kids.

Not that I dont like my cousins - but they're a bit, rough. Well, some of them. One hurts everyone. His brother cries at every hit. He's young but every hit he cries at. He says he hates his brother. Its chaos. WHy do people come to our house and just feel they can  go nuts? Screaming, running, crying, whining etc. When you go to someone else's house - isn't the point that your supposed to be mannered? As well as that - The elder, more painful one brought his reasonably irritating friend over. Of course they'd all ready been together before deciding to come to our house, but still. It wasn't bad that that happened, but still.

And thats really all that happened. Not much - I know. But there's more tommorrow. Bye :)

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