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Thursday, 7 July 2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:Part 2 MIDNIGHT SCREENING

Excited children and teens, who have read Harry Potter and watched the movies throughout their lives, excited about the release; they're online and find out: MIDNIGHT SCREENING OF HARRY POTTER ATDHP2 ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. Imagine the excitement. Ready to dress up as their favourite characters and go out and see the highlight of their young lives. They get all their Harry Potter friends to come with. They all beg their parents to get tickets to this screening at the Odeon cinema. Excitement! The verification of their booking arrives, and they copy down the number in four different places to make sure it's saved. They leave and tell all their friends, and plan their outfits. A small while later, they wonder where they'll go to collect their tickets, so they go to the email. Blah Blah Blah. Then written, half-way down the page, not in capitals, or bold, or underlined, or even italic: is this 'avada kadavra' of your entire hopeful life of the past 8 months.
'Midnight screenings are only available to those of 18 years or older'.

This story is a true story. This person was me.
When I bought the tickets, I clicked the options 'teen' and 'child' (Twice on teen, once on child - me and my two sisters, one thirteen and one ten (I'm fourteen)). These tickets were perfectly available, there was no warning. I even went through the whole process again and there wasn't even a slight mention that you'd need to be eighteen. I was appalled. My mother will ring tomorrow and see if this really is true, and if it means I can't go, I will personally write a long letter of complaint, and I'm already looking at the Dublin Road cinema to see wether they cater to my age group - it hasn't mentioned anything either, and it's selling 'child' and 'family passes' too, but the 00:01 and 00:10 screenings are sold out and I'd need to go to the 00:15 screening, but I wouldn't mind.

I really hope there are other Harry Potter fans who are also very annoyed at this absolute betrayal to the Harry Potter franchise which is a children's novel series. At least Twilight isn't doing this, noted, if they have a midnight screening they wouldn't even be able to fill up a cinema with enough over eighteen year old Twilight fans.

Now us teens are going to have to turn up DURING THE DAYTIME in our awesome get-ups. Us nerds can't handle that kind of sunlight.

At lease SPF 50 sales will go up..........

Tuesday, 28 June 2011


So it's summer!!!
I've left my class for my GCSE year!
So, I've taken this oppurtunity to completely turn around this year.
 I say, wouldn't it be smashing, to turn up next year as a completely new and fantastic person?
Maybe a little taller?
...a little thinner?
...a little prettier? haircut?
That will definitely be my goal to achieve this summer.
So far, I've turned vegan and have began doing serious exercise everyday (not that I'm fat or anything, I'd just like to know I'm healthy).
I will definitely get some nice clothes too. I dont have many clothes at the moment.
Maybe get a fringe in?
Only time will tell what I do for myself this summer.
So please, geeks of the world, I urge you to take this chance!!!! Make people turn their heads in the corridor and say ''who's that???'' Maybe be a bit more sociable and head onto facebook more often. You may feel very pleased with your transformation!
Now if you'll excuse me its the middle of the night and I'm about to pass out of tiredness...

Saturday, 12 March 2011

Noel Fielding and Russell Kane LOST??!!!!????!!!?????^^£&*&"**"(

 WHAT ON EARTH???? They were the GOOD dancers!!!! Choose the men dressed as women!!! Noel Fielding and Russell Kane were AWESOME!!!!! Voters; you were to keep the tradition GOING!!!! All of you who have voted for those two should be ashamed of yourselves. Even Katy Price was a better option. She was funny and chose a good song and she cross-dressed; which frankly, is the only reason I've ever watched it. To see male comedians dressed as women. Im sure alot of Britain and Ireland are disgraced and angry at this and I am one of them.

 Next time: support Noel Fielding in his Wuthering, wuthering, wuthering heights. Or Russell Kane shaking hiks booty. (Also while I'm here - If Ed Byrne and Andi Osho had been kept in, it would've been much better. And Louis Spence and Miranda Hart should've got more chance to say the funny crap they always come up with. In fact - the cheesey presenters should have been replaced by them. Especially the girl one).

Tuesday, 4 January 2011


 I am SOOOO excited! GLEE's BACK MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Do you remember the excitement on Monday at 8:50pm? In our house one of us would see the time and if it was 7pm-8:30pm, they'd go to anyone in the room; 'ooh, gLee's on soon!'. Then if it was 8:30 to 8:50, we'd say slightly louder to everyone 'ooh, gLee's on soon!'and then we'd run and find every other family member and tell them! Then, at ten to 9 we began running about telling everyone to finish their homework and get into the living room, then run about shutting the curtains, light the fire, turn on E4, make 6 teas, get into our pyjamas, get blankets and have all this done by 9. Thank goodness for sky+ is all I can say! Sometimes we missed 9 before we noticed the time. You should have seen the panic!

 I know some people have probably already seen the second series, wether it was online, you live in america or you saw it on RTE 1. I don't have that channel, and I live in Ireland, and I love the thrill of these things to much to go online.

 Anyway - I just needed somewhere to scream about stuff! Bye!